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“When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas...”
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“Politics is a choice of enemas. You're gonna get it up the ass, no matter what you do.”
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“If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone”
Lenny Bruce quotes (Controversial American stand-up Comedian and Satirist of the 1950s and 60s. 1925-1966)
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“The chromatic scale is what you use to give the effect of drinking a quinine martini and having an enema simultaneously.”
Philip Larkin quotes (English Poet, 1922-1985)

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“The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it. Man, I think my heart almost broke. Later the boy came up and offered to give me the toy. This was too much! I reached out my hand, but then he ran away. I chased him down and took the enema bag. He cried a little, but that's the way of these people.”
dmg Jack Handy quotes (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)
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