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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteOne can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteYou know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteInside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist

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Nationality
American.
Gender
Men.
Occupation
Comedian, Author, Actor.
Born on year
1937.
Born on day
May_12.
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