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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteOwww look at me Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic...
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWhen will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteAlright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteHomer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteSon, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf at first you don't succeed, give up.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteYou tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

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