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American Cartoonist, creator of The Simpsons. b.1954
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“God often gives nuts to toothless people”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay' [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]”
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Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I pledge impertinence to the flag waving, of the unindicted co-conspirators of America, and to the republicans for which I can't stand, one abomination, underhanded fraud, indefensible, with Liberty and Justice... Forget it.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Underachiever---and proud of it, man!”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have.”

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Character: Bart Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Sales man: You got time for lunch?
Homer: Yeah..but I usually have 2 or 3.
Salesman: You like thai?
Homer: Yeah, ya like shirt?”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Hell Is Other Robots.”

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