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“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”
Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)

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“It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.”
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“Yes, Mother. I can see you are flawed. You have not hidden it. That is your greatest gift to me.”
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“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”
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“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.”
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“In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television.”
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“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
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“There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.”
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“When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.”
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“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”
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“Mother's words of wisdom: "Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth!"”
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