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“Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window”

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“The computer is the most extraordinary of man's technological clothing; it's an extension of our central nervous system. Beside it, the wheel is a mere hula-hoop.”
Marshall McLuhan quotes (Canadian communications theorist Educator, Writer and Social Reformer, 1911-1980)
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“My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer”
Ashleigh Brilliant quotes (English Author and Cartoonist, b.1933)
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“I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey”
Mark Twain quotes (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)
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“Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns”
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“Shin: Device for finding furniture in the dark”

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“I don't exaggerate - I just remember big”
Chi Chi Rodriguez quotes (Puerto Rican Golfer, b.1935)
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“A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy”
Joseph Campbell quotes (American prolific Author, Editor, Philosopher and Teacher, 1904-1987)
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“The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway.”
Bernard Avishai quotes
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“Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft, and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor”
Werner von Braun quotes
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“To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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