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“Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window”

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“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history-with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila”
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“Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.”

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“A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages”

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“Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.”
Linus Torvalds quotes (Finnish Computer engineer and Programmer, creator of Linux. b.1969)
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“The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.”
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“One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone”

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“Two men were examining the output of the new computer in their department. After an hour or so of analyzing the data, one of them remarked: "Do you realize it would take 400 men at least 250 years to make a mistake this big ?”

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“The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord”

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“Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.”
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“The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.”
Sydney J. Harris quotes (American Journalist and Author, He wrote a syndicated column, Strictly Personal, from 1944-86. 1917-1986)
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