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American Comedian, Writer and Actor, b.1973

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like "hey, there's an asshole."”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like "Huh?", but if it's in a basket you're like "Nice."”

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